Faux Pod

The irritating and disturbing occurrence when the Shuffle feature of your iPod, which randomly selects which songs to play, chooses two incredibly wrong or innapropriate songs to play back-to-back.

Chris nearly choked on his beer as he heard his iPod switch from "Buttons" by the Pussycat Dolls to Perry Como's "Catch a Falling Star." He quickly skipped to the next song to deal with this huge faux pod.

by April S. October 20, 2006

Pod

A person who cannot spell or type very well; a child with special needs

That boy's a right Pod

by Meh April 25, 2003

Infinity pods

The definition of thanos' airpods

Infinity pods are extremely rare

by SuckMyBlackNiggerCock May 08, 2019

Twat pod

Two women who are best friends. Like two peas in a pod!

Amanda and Wendi are twat pods

by ScottWhiteAhh July 08, 2016

Birth pod

Egg donor female version of sperm donor. Unfit mother that birth child and left.

It's just been the kids and I since their birth pod left.

by Kvk903 January 08, 2020

N-pod

A racist, sexist etc. individual. a hateful person.
Can also be used to mean an Idiot in general.

You racist N-pod!

by pugs4peeps March 13, 2019

Beluga Pod

A situation where an individual finds one’s self involved in an orgy of three or more large white women. Although rare, a pod of overweight albino women is recommended but blondes will suffice.

Dude. On my last trip to the Great White North, I found myself balls deep in a Beluga Pod.

by Daddylongdick813 September 02, 2019