Recession Muff

When, due to the downturn in the economy, a woman must forgo her bikini/brazilian wax.

I met a totally cute guy at Toronado last night but I couldn't go home with him because I have recession muff.

by The Huerta Chicks January 15, 2009

Guess Her Muff

The act or thought process in which outside characteristics are taken into account to guess how a woman maintains her lady garden.

Hey buddy, guess her muff!

Blonde haired cheer leader, she's a shaven haven...... or is she?

by HammerTim7 July 5, 2011

muff pie

The part of the female anatomy (vagina) that has to have pubic hair on/around it.

I went down on my girl last night and I got myself some muff pie.

by T. Jackson August 18, 2006

muff confetti

women's underwear - especially when thrown to singers/actors/pimps/ etc...

"Neil Diamond is old as fuck, but he still get's muff confetti when he sings."

by sung park May 18, 2004

Miss Muffet

A third person term a lady may use when speaking of her pussy in polite society.

Miss Muffet needs some attention. Can I come see you tonight around 11?

by meganelizabeth July 15, 2005

Muffed

Verb (past tense): To lightly or forcefully push the back of someone's head whether aggressively or as a gesture of endearment.

That bitch just muffed me.

by Bridgetspace January 6, 2009

muff puff

a vaginal fart

during great sexual pleasures, only slightly offputting

by tommigunn March 16, 2004