Definitions by tommigunn

spastic joose 

stella artois, see also wife beater

Punter: pint o spastic jooce please barman.
Barman: What?
Punter: A wife beater

spastic joose by tommigunn March 22, 2004

majic joose 

one of the greatest hangover cures: Fanta Fruit Twist

Fook me that was a heavy drinking session last nite, i need some majic joose

majic joose by tommigunn March 18, 2004

Black Man's Time 

A very relaxed concept of time, as used by black people the world over...

aiming to get somewhere at 1 when it starts at 12 and actually get there at 2.30

Black Man's Time by Tommigunn March 17, 2004

anal beard 

A hairy arse

When you bend over, it looks like a yeti is trying to climb out of you arse crack.

anal beard by TommiGunn March 16, 2004

muff puff 

a vaginal fart

during great sexual pleasures, only slightly offputting

muff puff by tommigunn March 16, 2004