Joshua's Law

The longer a conversation with Joshua is being held, the higher the chance of it becoming deep and/or personal gets.

That's another case of Joshua's Law.

by Joshua's homie November 11, 2021

Lackland's Laws

1)Never be first.
2)Never be last.
3)Never volunteer for anything.

Shit Peter, when we start PTing for the marine corps, keep lackland's laws in mind or the DIs are going to single you out.

by Copenhagen5150 November 17, 2011

Brum's Law

Rule #1.
Always check to see if the fat people want anything if you get food.

Skylark grabbed himself chow but forgot Brum's Law, now all the big guys wont play in his little man world with him.

by lord torgo August 19, 2012

The Darlington Law

The law that defines a worker doing just enough work to not get fired

Scott abides by The Darlington Law, as not to get fired or excerpt himself too much during the day.

by livingRockChurch January 3, 2014

Nemesis Law

When a person thinks a facetious statement is a genuine representation of a rival ideology due to their own limited worldview.

Named for the Greek figure Nemesis, who lured Narcissus to the pool where he drowned himself trying to be with his own reflection. A counter to Poe's Law.

Asshole: “Look! This gay person on Twitter says that straight people should be made into cat food! The gay agenda is real and violent!”

Reasonable Human Being: “Dude, they’re obviously joking. Calm down.”

Asshole: “…Well, how was I supposed to know? Maybe this person is joking, but most gays say things like this and they mean it!”

Reasonable Human Being: “Have you ever met a gay person? Or are you pulling some Nemesis Law bullshit?”

by halfsyproblems December 27, 2016

Karen-in-law

A Karen-in-law is the worst possible version of a mother-in-law to whom you are related.

"My Karen-in-law created a major fucking scene earlier because someone asked her to wear a mask."

by RestingMurderFace August 3, 2020

Foster's Law

The rule that "if I’ve Heard of Yer Da I Don’t Need To Hear From You", coined by Dawn Foster. Describes mediocre people who have jobs in the media not because of any talent of their own but because they have rich and famous parents, private schooling and family connections.

Giles Coren a prime example of how Foster's Law holds for almost every man bar Jesus.

by Giles Coren August 22, 2022