controllzlmao's definitions

Hakimi's law

It is a traditional practice where a married man transfers all belongings under his name to a close relative of his shortly into his marriage to protect himself from possible greedy and selfless abuse of a divorce by his wife resulting in him losing 50% of all belongings or a possibly higher proportion.

I might follow hakimi's law to protect myself soon, I'm worried my partner will divorce me for my money and belongings.

by controllzlmao April 18, 2023

Catgirlmaidmegaphobia

Having a phobia of catgirl maid mega

Guy 1: broooo im so scared of catgirl maid mega
Guy 2: who though:
Guy 1: she's just really hot and scary tbh
Guy 2: Catgirlmaidmegaphobia?
Guy 1: yeah yeah that
Guy 2: oh
Guy 3: (catgirl maid mega): hello motherfucker
Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *dies*

by controllzlmao August 14, 2021

box

box

guy 1: box
guy 2: box
guy 3: box

by controllzlmao June 9, 2021

controllz

a very cool gamer name

guy 1: ayo did you see controllz? he's such an epik gamer
guy 2: ikr controllz is sooooo epik

by controllzlmao May 30, 2021