junior assistant manager breakdown

a junior assistant manager breakdown is when either a burger king or hardees wannabe manager attempts to stop you from getting a soda when you ordered a water. it sometimes is triggered by a junior assistant manager freakout, and is usually accompanied by empty threats from the middle-aged jr assistant management and bouts of laughter from myself.

some lady: hey! dump it out and get a water!
me: it was an accident
some lady: you didn't pay for that!!!
me: it's okay, relax and try not to have a junior assistant manager breakdown

by brotographer March 20, 2010

Junioritis

An infection of the brain exclusively found in high school students in their third year. Symptoms include but are not limited to laziness, procrastination, demotivation to do homework, and taking on rigorous course loads without wanting to do the resulting work. Most infected students manage to avoid temptation to fail classes. Believed to be caused by taking too many AP/college/honors classes. There is no known cure, but treatments include snow days, long weekends, electives, study halls, "study" groups (a.k.a. doing five minutes of homework before playing Halo), and chemistry teachers conducting dangerous experiments that go haywire.
Not to be confused with senioritis.

The AP student, having junioritis, defined junioritis on Urban Dictionary to procrastinate on homework.

by Orlandomagicfan November 5, 2013

junaid-bin-laden

The most sexiest person alive. When you see him you will wank all over him until you start jizzing out blood. The only relative from the direct lineage of Osama still alive.

WOW, she’s such a Junaid-bin-laden

by SEXY-BIN-LADEN November 23, 2018

junior coder

A EMS professional new to EMS. They have a belt that has a few pagers, cell phone, flashlight, radio, scissors, glove pouch and a bunch of other stuff on it they probably will never use. They think that everyone is dying when truly only about 10% of patients really need a ambulance. They run into a house without any equipment then just stand there without asking any questions.

Guy 1: Hey check out matt running up to that house. Guy 2: I see him, he just tripped and fell and the news camera was filming him. What a junior coder!!

by jimmybomm April 22, 2020

Junior year

good ol’ junior, the worst year of high school. this is the year thatll mentally make u insane from the pounds of homework and tests u get, freshman and sophomores think they have it bad but have 0 idea whats infront of them. this is also the year where youll see ur fellow classmates trying to get into the sophomore and freshman girl’s pants cuz they know the under classmen will do anything to say theyre dating an upper classman and the juniors know that damn well which makes it very easy for them. its very cringe but bullying is a thing (im kidding dont do that)

sophomore girl: i cant wait for junior year im so excited to finally be an upperclassman!

junior guy: no it horrible trust me *insert random sexual joke in hopes to get his nuts touched*

sophomore girl: hahah omg ur such a funny guy!

junior guy: lets fuck in my car at lunch now

by nomames661 April 12, 2022

junichiro tanizaki

an amazing bsd character with a super cool ability !

"omg that bsd character is so cool ! must be junichiro tanizaki !!"

by ihatetanizaki June 14, 2022

Jinxism

Jinxism is a cult formed on Wattpad that worships the god named Jinx. Jinx is the god of Chaos.
Names for Jinx: Jinx-sama; Lord Jinx; Our lord and dictator, Lord Jinx; (insert respectful names)
Origins: Wrong number (HxH) by lIhavenolife
Jinx-sama is Illumi's cat.
Jinx-san is a black cat with eyes like the galaxy, he can transform to any feline(and human, but he sticks to being a feline).
Note: Jinx san can turn to any gender he desires.
(Most cult members have a Hisoka(killua with hisoka colors) pfp! If you see them say hi!)

Jinxism: jinxism is the act of worshipping Jinx-sama and being part of the pfp cult

by Midori_Chaos_Senshi October 29, 2023