Immolare

A hoe-man or slutt0x who is n00b compared to Typhrus

Jono is a hoe-man
you slutt0x
n00b

by super duper September 11, 2004

immortalgasm

A reference to the Highlander plotline, when one immortal kills another in an act of decapitation, the immortalgasm is when the victor is subsequently engulfed by what can only be described as a painful ecstasy, whilst they are enveloped by a torrent of wind, a blinding light and (often) a mysterious force that takes the form of lightning.

"Hey dude pause your tivo, I have to take a leak and I think he's pretty close to immortalgasm!"

by urbandict0rx December 26, 2009

Imhotep69

Dead carcass that occasionally appears, dressed as a Pokemon character on an escalator. This particular sub-species of the human race enjoys: dressing up as Michael Jackson, shouting "Hit it!" at random times and not giving up their seats on trains for elderly women. However, when tempted with apple pie and a tender and loving funky Kong, can create wonderous "my nama jef" memes.

Imhotep69: my nama-
Person: That type of humour isn't funny honestly can't you think if anything original

by Dramione_addiction_28 January 5, 2017

ImmortalNoob69

A big gæ boi who is cool but is also not cause hes a noob. Immortal seems to be a FUCKIN SNITCH sometimes but he's a kid give him a break

Yo is that ImmortalNoob69? No thats a fuckin pigeon dumbass

by Allthehandlesaretaken August 17, 2019

immos

immos stands for "I miss my old self"

"Hey dude! what do you miss about ur childhood?" "oh, immos"

by dxdjsx July 14, 2021

i'd immobilize you

fuck the shit out of you so you can't walk

i'd immobilize you when i come over

by gooooooey December 18, 2016

Imhotep

Imhotep is a name given to a man that preforms the most deeds, to the highest level of any gay male. He is the creator of the faggotism act.

And on this day Logan turned into Imhotep

by Longshlong10 October 11, 2022