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holy wave

When everyone in church is kneeling after coming up to the alter to receive communion, everyone waits for the one person to sit down first, and then the holy wave of people sitting back begins.
Today, my knees were killing me in church, i was waiting and waiting to see who would start the holy wave, so i decided to pull it off, and thank god it was successful
by Benny G. April 5, 2009
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holy guacamole

Person 1: Did you know stretch marks are permanent?
Person 2: holy guacamole!!
by Massiveturd December 20, 2009
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holy shit

1) An exclamation, usually one of amazement

2) Feces that are considered to be either worthy of reverence, associated with divine powers, or spiritually clean
1) Holy shit! No one understands satire these days!

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Holy Oly

One who hides the holes in their socks by rolling the holes underneath their toes.
"I saw my socks had some holes in them, so i pulled a Holy Oly, and bam! Good as new."
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Holy God

When "holy shit" just doesn't cut it!
Ron: "Did you know the world is ending in 2012?"

Harry: "Holy God!! I'm still a virgin!"
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