turkish face helmet

the act of smothering ones face in between your ass cheeks.

Pete Glocker loves getting turkish face helmeted.

by tim desutter July 11, 2006

Viking Helmet

Placing ones penis on a girls face so it rests straight down the bridge of her nose.

Lay down with your head off the side of the bed so I can give you the viking helmet.

by 313 October 23, 2004

purple helmeted warrior

Dude. Why isn't this one in yet?
Its another name for ya cock.

uh....no one actually says it

by RicHARD September 23, 2003

put ya helmet on

this is what your friends and/or strangers tell you after you do or say something to embarrass yourself

1."Daaaamn! did you see him drop is 40?!"

"He needs to put his helmet on!"

2. Guy: hey let's dance! Girl: hell no! Guys friends: hahaha put ya helmet on!

3. :::drunk girl falls down::: PUT YA HELMET ON!

by Ho-Kim Muddafucka May 28, 2011

crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker

Something my mom calls me on the daily; A dumbass; A retard

God dammit, you're such a crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker

by Weird Uncle Al December 18, 2019

pinch your helmet

To jerk off.

Used by Andrew Dice Clay on the Opie & Anthony show.

I saw a hot girl and than i went home and pinched my helmet

by O&A Fan September 22, 2004

helmeted

To get so drunk that the only course of action is to strap the victim into a helmet so that he or she does not hurt themselves. Like, say if they had to go home on their own or they are constantly bumping into things.

Knee/elbow pads optional.

"fuckin hell Tina's sooooo drunk"
"i better go up to my room and get the gear... she's helmeted"

by rw17 January 6, 2007