hard rain

When you make it rain with a roll of quarters rather than a wad of bills.

Baby, why you so bruised all over?

Oh I got the hard rain at the club last night. On the bright side, we won't have to worry about having enough money for parking meters!

by Backdoooor December 18, 2008

Hard Swapping

When you trade sexual partners.. as opposed to soft swap where you just watch, or be watched, the other couple having sex. Sometimes soft swap does entail the trading of oral sex between the different couples.

M and L are into Hard Swapping at their swing parties.

by surgiomx March 25, 2009

Hard Buzz

The ideal level of drunk you want to maintain over the course of a protracted period of time. Ideally used to describe how you want to feel during an entire vacation/weekend/wedding/etc. On a scale it is above sober but the upper limit is loosely defined as below blackout

A:"You ready for our vacation in Spain!?"
B; "Yeah, I just want to get a hard buzz for the next 10 days and enjoy the finer things in life"

by TriggaT October 26, 2011

hard sock

one sock that has so much jizz in it that it has hardend into an uncomftorable sock.

fuck me! this sock that i wore turned into a hard sock!

Y?

Cause i jizz in it sooo much!

by drinkmachine777 June 22, 2009

hard scope

something that a sniper rifle was meant to do

"noob" that noob just hard scoped me he even held his breathe.
"non-noob player" thats what snipers are meant for.

noob" *pissed at real player* well ur a noob too

by Big Ztg June 15, 2010

hard femme

Not to be mistaken with the typical femme, the "hard femme" describes herself as "queer", is political, looks more feminine than masculine, and if prompted, can kick some serious ass. She doesn't need to "wear the pants" in a relationship- the hard femme rules with a dress. She not only despises the gender binary, she works to dismantle it.

Misogynist Butch: "There she is! It's that femme I told you about that tried to wear one with me!"
(Not necessarily misogynist) Butch #2: You should've known better. That girl's got "hard femme" written all over her.

by Donny's dyke September 27, 2007

hard work

When you give it your all.

My sister doesn't do hard work at work. She just sits in her office all day and pretends to do work.

by Ereck Flowers June 29, 2016