happy horseshit

A quaint term used by the elder generation to denote frivolous activity which they find annoying. A staple of any fiesty grandparent's verbal repertoire.

"Jaime, Stacy, Pauly...knock off the happy horseshit!"

by Vajrayogi January 2, 2008

Happy Endler

The act of recieving hand sex from a stripper after a private lap dance. Often talked about, but never witnessed makes the "Happy Endler" a true myth.

Since he hasn't been laid in over a decade, Ted paid the stripper an extra $60 to perform a Happy Endler at the end of his private lap dance.

by ohcrap724 March 15, 2011

Hairy Weasel

The unexpected exposure of a private body part. Sometimes happening in yoga or pilates class.

We were stretching our legs when I was greeted by the hairy weasel of the lady standing next to me.

by leahkate September 2, 2008

Happy-go-Jacky

Going at it; either sexually or with vigor.

He gets happy-go-jacky on the big white guy like a donkey eating a waffle. As used on SNL Sporscenter Skit.

by Emily A December 5, 2007

long and hairy, hard to carry

Possible answer to the question: "How's it hanging?".
This expression refers to the alleged lengthiness, hence the weight, of the penis. It also refers to pubic hair.

"how's it hanging?"
"long and hairy, hard to carry"

by bratzorf April 18, 2016

a few french fries short of a happy meal

Mental; not quite all there. Acting mental. Not thinkin' before acting. Weirdo. Doing stupid shit that makes no sense...like without thinking. Not acting very bright. Meant not as a compliment but as a wake up and start thinking with your brain type of comment.

I dunno what to tell you man. That boy is a few french fries short of a happy meal..that's fo' sure!

by Junipersmile April 8, 2007

not happy Jan

The phrase 'not happy Jan' was popularised by an Australian Telstra ad realised in 2002. It quickly entered the Aussie vernacular.
It is used when someone is pissed off at another person (who doesn't necessarily need to be called Jan) for stuffing up in a stupid way and has inconvenienced you - but is used when more annoyed than actually angry.

Argh! I can't believe that the postman hasn't delivered my package today! NOT HAPPY JAN!

by ApexB September 25, 2005