gerballoons

a gerbil that's been heliumed.

A happy party furry Gerballoon!

by Mark Llama February 10, 2004

gerbilanating

To be looking after, or caring, or stroking (petting) your pet gerbils.

Hi, what's up?
Just Gerbilanating

by Jack Moore - MacFever June 18, 2008

Gerbilling

The insertion of a Gerbil into ones rectal cavity, often for pleasure or occasionally ritually in the Philipino community to welcome the coming spring season.

Carl: Hey, are you coming to the dinner tonight? We have reservations.

Terry: Sorry, I promised Hans I'd help him with his Gerbilling.

Carl: Well, we all know that is a two man job!

Terry: That we do, Carl, that we do.

by Mike Danger Williams February 1, 2018

Gerbilling

Generally performed by homosexuals; the act of stuffing a gerbil up one's butt. Once in the folds of the anus, the gerbil becomes claustrophobic and claws and digs, giving the homosexual pleasure. A string is often tied to the gerbil's tail to allow the gerbiller to pull it back out. Toilet paper roles may also be used to help launch the gerbil into the homosexual's butt.

My gay friend went gerbilling with Richard Gere.

by Jebus November 17, 2006

Gerbiltastic

Something that feels so good it gives you a tingling sensation in your arse.

Emily gave me the best fucking blowjob last night it was gerbiltastic.

by toemouse January 18, 2010

Gerbler

Someone who inserts rodents into their rectum for sexual pleasure. Usually the animal is declawed and detoothed first to avoid injury.

I heard Richard Gere was a gerbler.

by ShayShay Mali December 28, 2007

gerbilnaut

Slang reference to the Juggernaut perk in the game Call of Duty 4. The meaning implied is that the Juggernaut (perk & user) is homosexual/gay.

Player: Ahh, sh*t! I just got killed by that same faggot again!

Friend: Which one?

Player: The guy with damn Gerbilnaut!

by Mr. ASDF May 28, 2008