facetown

Facetown is a substance induced stupor where anything goes and is the ultimate nirvana for an individual or group of people that want to get really drunk, really quick. When you drink so much booze in so little time you become the mayor of facetown.

"Hey everyone look!!! Christian's going to facetown again!" - partygoer
"LET'S GET FACED" - Christian

by cuddles with mongoose November 14, 2014

FUN FACT

A RAccoon can crawl in a persons asshole

fun fact bitch

by THE MANDALORIAN 27 January 22, 2021

FaceTime

Face on deck.

Lemme get that head.

Neck.

Stacks: Can I get that FaceTime?
Her: What's FaceTime?
Stacks: *Staleface* Well FaceTime is... just FaceTime. *Smiles*
Her: Okay!

by OMGitsStacks January 24, 2011

hate fact

A "hate fact" is a matter of truth, fact, or reality that supports an argument based on stereotype or prejudice.

Russell relied on hate facts like "women have 55% less upper body strength than men" to defend his opinion that women should be kept out of military combat.

by Hopkins21 June 10, 2016

facted'

when someone gives you so many facts that you cannot remember.

In Brannan's we got facted' today.

by pimpandbitch June 19, 2008

facetious

An asshole's word for "sarcasm".

Stop being so facetious and tell me what you're going to do about the problem!

by neveruse November 10, 2009

Faceturbating

The practice of getting pleasure from feeling and rubbing one's face. Originally coined for shavegeeks who loved to feel their smooth shaves, faceturbating can also be done by anyone who is impressed with the smoothness, clarity, or overall sexiness of their facial epidermis.

Dude I got the closest shave this morning, I was faceturbating all day long.

by chavegeek January 24, 2009