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Doorknob

A person who is sexually promiscuous and indiscriminate about who they engage in sexual relations with.
That girl is a doorknob, everyone has had a turn.
by The Correctionator August 4, 2005
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Dookin

having problems whe you are pooping
Taking A Huge Dump
pooping
Dude I've been dookin for the past week and my stoumach hurts
by andy-joey January 4, 2008
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Doorknob

A male or female who appears to one as attractive, until they get to know the person and become disappointed to find out they have absolutely no personality.
Girl 1: How are things with Will?
Girl 2: Ah, I'm so disappointed. He seemed perfect, but every date with him feels like forever because he's so dull.
Girl 1: Haha, he sounds like a total doorknob. You'd better ditch him.

Guy 1: Dude, look at that girl over there. Pretty hot, right?
Guy 2: Oh, Stacy? We used to date, but then I realized she was a total doorknob. Nothing to her. She can barely hold a two minute conversation.
by awyeah18 June 22, 2011
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Dookie Breath

Dookie breath is when peoples breath just smells bad whether they brush their teeth or not. For some, toothpaste makes it worse.

Eating ass and not brushing your teeth
Betty: Hey gurl!

Smeller: Oooooh Hey gurl (To self: Dayum this broad breath smells like she been eating dookie for breakfast, lunch and dinner with her dookie breath).

Betty: Wanna kick it with us tonight at the Hole?

Smeller: Naw gurl I got a prior engagement (I couldn't take this SHIT for more than 10 seconds of talking to her) maybe next time!!!
by Neetles December 10, 2009
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molly dooked

means fully sick! it can be reffered to as anything you want it to be.
Thats Fuckin Molly Dooked Bro
Dude, Your not Molly Dooked no more
by prodger August 25, 2006
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Uncle DOOKIE

a man who spends five hours a day at subway eating one footlong, drinking all the free refills he can hold, and taking up to 10 dumps
he ordered one sandwhich and shit out three,uncle dookie strikes again.

I think uncle DOOKIE destroyed the bathroom again
by mr rage lilche November 8, 2009
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dookie twinkler

A phenomenon of sparkling poop caused by the gold flakes in the alocoholic beverage known as Goldschlager.
Oh man, I just drank 10 shots of Goldschlager. I just went to the bathroom and that drink is a true dookie twinkler.
by dookie twinkler June 25, 2008
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