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Dan is a basketball, badminton and chess player. His favorite color is blue, his birthday's September 13, which makes him a Virgo. He's 5'9, but thin. His favorite emoticon is :P. He's a private person, barely any posts on social media. He only has fb, no instagram or twitter. Just a very chill, lowkey guy. He's simple, but can be very funny. He loves cats! He only ever shares videos and photos of cats, and to think a grown guy does that, It's funny and cute! He's got the brains too.

Oh and, he's also Sof's husband. yup.
"Damn that guy's hella cool, he must be named Dan or something. Coz isn't that the epitome of perfection?"
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dan is dog water. if youre friends with a dan his dads fat and his mom is waiting to make love to you.
Dan your dads overweight!
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A king among men and a natural born leader and will sort any situation out imedetly

Often strong and powerful build but a kind person inside

Often tall and charismatic
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Iron chode, protector, guardian, has your back, loyal, full of humor and wise-cracks, has the best laugh, all noises out of his mouth are great, he moans and purrs in his sleep, has a strong back, supportive, loyal, a genuine guy who stays out of other's business, mums the word, private yet willing to share, women throw themselves at him and beg, biting at the bit, from Boston, beautiful smile, deep gorgeous eyes you could get lost in, a flirt, a man's man, thick fingers, intelligent, will always have your back, the heart to serve humanity, athletic, grunts and moans that make your knees weak. Dan is the man, a man's man. Don't let him go.
Dan's iron chode made me moan all day and all night. Dan's cock walk has the ladies like...ummmmmm hmmmmm. Dan's moans are enough to make you squirt.
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A guy who thought up the cure to cancer, but then forgot it as he got distracted by a Big Mac ad on TV
That dan, he’s so resistible.
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Dan is the man
Dan: Dan
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An absolute Twat who’s never on his fookin phone and doesn’t ever reply to anyone when they are trying to set something up
He never answers his phone.
What a Dan.
by The huuuge Cheese May 30, 2021
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