cryptochronoconalyte

A strong strain of weed "custom" grown by JD

The name originates from a weed joke from Katt Williams

Damn this cryptochronoconalyte it some fucking dank ass bud.

by JD0x0 October 2, 2009

cryptochondriac

a person who is actually hypochondriac in nature but pretends not to be so.

What? You are not anxious about your health? I know you are a cryptochondriac.

by uttam maharjan March 18, 2010

Crypto-tosser

1. Verb, One who masturbates in secret.

2. Adjective, A person who befriends another, with an ulteria motive to extort from them. Projected to and thought of by the victim as a friend, although they're blatently a relentless tosser.

A: "I lent a tenner to your mate steve the other day, he's moved to Brighton."
B: "I thought he was really safe."
A: "So did I"
B: "Tosser!"
A: "No, crypto-tosser!"

by TomOscarSiSedrickEliRabinski February 15, 2012

cryptoburn

The loss of all of your money invested in a cryptocurrency that is shut down by the creator or financial regulators. You feel burned from losing your money and/or you were actually burned by the people who took your money. cryptocurrency, crypto, money, bitcoin, ethereum, litcoin, coinbase, bankrupt, cryptocrash, cryptoporn, cryptology, money

I should have cashed out When my crypto was it $15,000 because it has now crashed and is only worth $2000. I feel like an idiot I didn’t get out in time. Tom, you’re feeling the cryptoburn.

by joecoolthefool May 28, 2018

cryptocrash

The frequent fall in the price of a cryptocurrency that can occur several times a day, week or month. cryptocurrency, bitcoin, litecoin, ethereum, cryptoburn, cryptoporn, cryptocracy, coinbase

My cryptocurrency drives me nuts, it crashes twice a week. I can’t take it anymore. It’s just a cryptocrash John, think about the long haul. I know Dave, I know!

by joecoolthefool May 28, 2018

CrypticNerds

the sexiest mf that plays LL and is rich, good at pvp and some ppl would even know his as the (rng god)

omg pls CrypticNerds pls let me give u free gleam roams ;o

by CrypticNerds March 14, 2021

Crypto Vegan

Someone who claims to be or inspires to be Vegan, but regularly eats meat when it suits them. A crypto vegan often raises their veganism in conversations with work colleagues and friends, and refers to meat eaters as "killers", but will happily munch on a Big Mac on a Friday night. Can often be seen eating (non vegan) pasta for lunch, lacking the knowledge that pasta is made from egg. Frequently lobbies managers at work to host a "Vegan Christmas lunch" party, despite no other vegans working at the company.

Hey, you know Kerry from the office? I saw her in McDonald's yesterday ordering a double quarter pounder with cheese meal. I thought she was one of those vegan crusaders?

What, Kerry? Nah, she's only vegan in front of colleagues.

But why? Who's she trying to impress, literally nobody cares? She even told me off for eating a ham sandwich the other day.

I know right? She's such a crypto vegan.

by Quasher April 25, 2021