cryptik

A group of young pals, who spend their Freetime playing video games and screaming.

All in all, their behavior is pretty cryptic, hence the name.

-"Have you seen these boys over there?"
-"Yeah, they're a cryptik."

by DjangoUnbrained February 15, 2018

Cryptik

A specific small streamer who tries their best

person 1: Oh my god! it's Cryptik!
person 2: who's Cryptik?

by SheeplessUnderscore January 16, 2022

Cryptik

Ze simp

Hmm… I wonder if Cryptik will see this…

by Vexxy Wexxy April 6, 2024

Cryptik

1:A dirty little monkey boy simp (for Ze)

2:The act of being a FNAF editor obsessed with Ze

Hey, have you seen that one Cryptik made a new FNAF vs edit!?

by Vexxy Wexxy April 6, 2024

CrypticNoone

Loser, simp, lebron stan

Crypticnoone in every girls comments: hey lol

by Ronnie2k_ October 19, 2020

Cryption

Cryption from the semi-popular anime "Cryption" known mostly for the (fortnite ball saga) Spends most of his days making shitty keyframes and wanting to be in LC

"Cryption said he was going to clap my mother"

by Sickomodecryption May 19, 2021

Cryptic metaphor

A line made famous by flash animation veteran, Egoraptor, in his spoof of the game Metal Gear Solid, "Metal Gear Awesome". This is uttered aloud, by Vulcan Raven, referring to the fact that Snakes have no arms, and since Revolver Ocelot gets his arm cut off, it symbolses that he is going to be the next snake, making a cryptic metaphor. This exclamation can also be used by standing silently behind a complete stranger and pointing at them, and waiting for them to turn around, and when they do, shouting "CRYPTIC METAPHOR." And walking away without further comment.

1. Snake: Oh, gee whiz, I hope a tank isn't gonna totally come outta nowhere and OWN me.

*tank shoots snake*

Snake: YOU KNOW... SERIOUSLY... I'M GETTING A LITTLE FUCKING PISSED OFF!!!

Meryl: Hey, Snake, a tank is gonna totally...

Snake: SHUT UP!!

Raven: CRYPTIC METAPHOR.

Snake: Do you seriously think this is fucking fair?

Raven: ...Just throw grenades at me.

Snake: Oh.

*explosion*

Snake: Awsum!

Raven *laughs* I gave him more than a raven could hunt for in the night.

Ocelot: What?!

Raven: The snake prowls feircely, but cannot scratch his back, for as the sioux people are aware of, snakes have no arms with which to scratch their back.

Ocelot: ...Shut up.

Raven: The Raven on my head thirsts for his blood!

Raven's tattoo: DAMN RIGHT, NIGGA, mm-MM!!

2. Mungo: So what are you doing this weekend?

Zodiac: CRYPTIC METAPHOR!!!

Mungo: Cheapass! You did that last week!

by Dr. Zodiac October 25, 2009