clerge

A combination of "clash" and merge". A clerge is any combination of foods that taste terrible together.

Examples of a clerge are Orange juice and toothpaste, cranberries and milk, vinegar and ice cream.

by saltyconfetti December 29, 2011

clog

The dried semen in the penis that CLOGS the flow of urine the next morning.

Rich; "What are you smiling about?"
Jeff; "I forgot about having sex last night until I went to take a wizz and OUCH, it was "THE CLOG"!

by deefer May 22, 2008

clargo

the act of armed american soldiers dry humping an orphaned dolphin before inditing large novels depicting the eventsin chronological order.

also known as rack smackers or blowhole infestation

past tense: clargoed
present tense: clarging
future tense: clargee

In his elongated journey through the vast atlantic seas, Juan the mexican pirate came across a beached dolphin...he clargoed the sucker until he could clargo no more...then wrote an award winning book...called My Life: Bill Clinton

by The Komodo Dragon October 14, 2006

clogin

A dacne peformed by rednecks living in the mountains.

Ma and Pa went to the barn dance to do a little clogin.

by ttim_1 August 15, 2005

clergicide

1. act of murdering clergymen of any religion when you realize that you have been manipulated and exploited in the name of god and spirituality
2. someone who murders a clergyman

Nowadays, clergicide is a form of protest against religious dictatorship in Iran.

by Sarkar October 18, 2018

Cloggy

The affectionate name for a bit of cloth or clothing that creates a soothing feeling to a child when touched or cuddled

Little Em was feeling cosy and snuggly as she rubbed cloggy between her fingers and against her skin

by Smelly Bones Fishcake December 19, 2019

Slag Clooga

One late night at 6 am, I made the saying "slag clooga" while listening to hatsune miku

For some reason I thought it was so funny, resulting in me saying it over and over in all my group chats and named my meme account after it.

slag clooga forever!

Luis : omg hi cordell you're so hot 😍😍😍
Me : ok slag clooga

by coodool January 30, 2021