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the act of armed american soldiers dry humping an orphaned dolphin before inditing large novels depicting the eventsin chronological order.

also known as rack smackers or blowhole infestation

past tense: clargoed
present tense: clarging
future tense: clargee
In his elongated journey through the vast atlantic seas, Juan the mexican pirate came across a beached dolphin...he clargoed the sucker until he could clargo no more...then wrote an award winning book...called My Life: Bill Clinton
by The Komodo Dragon October 14, 2006
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