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the act of armed american soldiers dry humping an orphaned dolphin before inditing large novels depicting the eventsin chronological order.

also known as rack smackers or blowhole infestation

past tense: clargoed
present tense: clarging
future tense: clargee
In his elongated journey through the vast atlantic seas, Juan the mexican pirate came across a beached dolphin...he clargoed the sucker until he could clargo no more...then wrote an award winning book...called My Life: Bill Clinton
clargo by The Komodo Dragon October 14, 2006

Cargo Qell 

An unorthodox but original rapper known to bring the goods and freight with him which he considers the music.
Girl: While we ride out can y’all throw that Cargo Qell on ?!

Guy: Duh! We gotta bring the goods with us.
Cargo Qell by Lark Davids December 12, 2022

Cargo Qell 

A rapper with a trademark scar on his head who delivers lethal, relatable rhymes. Often referred to as “Scargo” in some of his music.
Dude1: It’s feeling like a Cargo Qell type of night ain’t it?
Dude 2: Yessir! Throw that good ol’ Scargo on.
Cargo Qell by Lark Davids January 5, 2023

Cargo Syndrome 

A syndrome suffered by those who need to search through an excessive amount of pockets everytime they need to find their personal belongings.
Pete: 'Hey man, can you spot me $2?'

Simon: 'In a second man... im suffering from a nasty episode of cargo syndrome'
Cargo Syndrome by Petey__Boy July 2, 2009

chargogga 

a word to shout when you are angry, to replace a swear
chargogga, i forgot my homework!!!!!!
chargogga by j-rob mad fresh May 26, 2010

self-loading cargo

The passengers on an airplane.
Let's see...all the self-loading cargo strapped in back there?
Right on. Ready for takeoff.
Roger that.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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