2 definitions by deefer

clog

The dried semen in the penis that CLOGS the flow of urine the next morning.

Rich; "What are you smiling about?"
Jeff; "I forgot about having sex last night until I went to take a wizz and OUCH, it was "THE CLOG"!

by deefer May 23, 2008

Trumpeteer

When the male ejaculates, making a wet fart sound out of the hole of the member.

It was hard to whack off at camp because of the Trumpeteer!

by deefer May 21, 2008