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Resting Chud Hands

Elon Musk's "thinker" pose
Whenever Apartheid Clyde is on a panel or being interview by some right-wing fuckface, he places hands together with fingertips touching like he's "deep in thought" when in actuality he's a nudnik fucking high as a kite on Ketamine and uppers. Unlike Casino Mobster and Resting Vagina Hands, Resting Chud Hands is his way of conveying a false veneer of intellectual contemplation when in actuality he's just dumb as a fucking stump.
by Uncle Joosie March 28, 2025
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Chud

The antithesis of a garloid. Someone who just doesn't understand the wonders of the world. After taking a hit of the garloid they may understand. Can also be used as a substitute for fuck.
"What the chud?"
"Get a load of this chud"
"You're being a real chud"
by DragonTail624 March 11, 2023
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chud

Computer Hardware Understanding Development

A long-forgotten set of Apple performance tools from the PowerPC era, used by old-school Mac nerds to squeeze every last cycle out of their hardware. If you know what CHUD is, you probably still have a G5 somewhere.
Bro, you’ve been CHUDing that Power Mac for hours. Just let it die.
by zvaignes March 15, 2025
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Chud

someone who is un athletic or stupid. usually aimed towards someone who has a beer belly.
That dude is a chud
by SQU1DW4RD June 4, 2018
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Chud

Chud even smaller than a chode
Girl one: That dude over there told he's got such a big dick.
Girl two: He's such a lier I saw his dick pics he's got a Chud.
by Ieatchud June 5, 2019
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Chud

Yeetington is a chud.
by Hail Ye 1488 December 5, 2022
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Chud

Terminally online easily manipulated basement dwellers driven almost entirely by a sense of hatred and aggrievement while lacking the basic intelligence to entertain complex thoughts or nuance.
"The Chuds are obsessed over this TV series they say is woke garbage, they're ironically signal boosting every episode, making it more successful"
by Hoien Kyouma September 12, 2022
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