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Skype Bowling

When a Man and Woman are both on Skype and the woman puts her arm behind her ass, place her thumb in her anus and her middle and ring finger into her vagina (aka "bowling ball grip") and pleasure herself. Meanwhile, the man, on the other end of video must masturbate successfully 10 times to get a strike. Should the man fail to do so, it is up to the woman to decide what to title the final count. Some terms for scoring are:

Strike: a perfect 10 (often achieved just before passing out from dehydration)

Spare: takes two skype sessions to count ten successful orgasms.

Gutterball: should he fail even once to climax.

Split: he and "a friend" both don't finish.

Turkey: The woman climaxes more then the man.

Skype bowling is capable of growing in both terminology and game types depending on how often the couple play. Some benefits of Skype Bowling may include more "regular" bowling nights to learn new terms, the woman becoming aroused at the thought of "bowling", giving her the feeling of intimacy via secret codeword/reference.
1. "Suzie gave me a Strike on Skype Bowling last night."

2. "I was trying to Skype Bowl last night with my girl but she got bored and ended up giving me a Gutterball."

3. "After our game of Skype Bowling, my girlfriend decided Mike and I scored a Split."

4. "Marcella and I used to Skype Bowl but after scoring three turkeys in two games, she said she didn't need me anymore..."

5. "Everyone wins in Skype Bowling." :)
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Jim-bobbing

Masturbating with ones hands tied together.
Jim-Bob walked in on his son Josh jim-bobbing in the bathroom.

If your hands were tied together as a punnishment for masturbating, the only way you could masturbate would be by jim-bobbing. This act is so called because of the reported fondness of a famous individual named Jim-Bob for tieing the hands of his numerous children together as a punnishment for masturbating, leading to them jim-bobbing.
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Bobbing-for-Apples

When a chick deep throats a guy, he gives her an Adam's Apple; cock sucking
Many chicks go Bobbing-for-Apples on/with Ron Jeremy!
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Bombing for Peace

Bombing for Peace is basicaly saying that your gunna kill to save lives, Ironic ey?
Well its what the hippies (pardon that phrase) said in Vietnam to stop the war, and they were right.
Its basicaly saying if we kill a bunch of ppl its for the good of the world, well hitler said that too and look what happened.
Bombing for Peace is like Fucking for Virginity
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bombing

The action of rolling down steep hills on a skateboard or longboard.
We bombed a huge hill yesterday.
Bombing hills gives you so much adrenaline.
Bomb Hills,not countries !
by DB.MTL December 14, 2006
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Boyardee Bombing

Leaving a can of Chef Boyardee in the middle of a victim's laundry wash cycle. This is the nuclear option.
Did you hear Noah was the victim of a boyardee bombing. He had to wash it a second time to get all the sauce out.
They can't keep getting away with this!
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carpet bombing

To pull out right as you cum and squirt your cum all over the girl's pussy and/or pubic area.
My girl said that she had forgotten to take her birth control, so I just carpet bombed her.
by TheFunnyGuy June 30, 2004
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