bloatee

When dude of gravity (a heavyset man) tries to distinguish his neck from his face by arbitrarily shaping his facial hair.

Dogg I cannot brook the gossamer bloatee.
Oh do not tell me you wear the bloatee.

by Jackmack September 23, 2005

Blop

Refers to the sound for when a females vagina hits against a males face

Jasmine was horny so she blopped me.

by rae10123 October 20, 2008

Blooted

The most fucked up. Period.

I’m fuckin Blooted blazed rn my guy

by Wifflebat September 23, 2018

Blooter

Menstruation of the mammal species.

A bleeding pooter.

Don’t let that dog on the couch, she has a blooter!!!

by Blooter1 September 12, 2020

Sitting Bloated

A state of mind when you are high and cant find a comfortable position to sit it. Usually after you drink a coke to fast.

Dude 1: "Guys! Im sitting bloated!"
Dude 2: "Shut Up!"

by hurleynator August 14, 2006

tug bloat

When you've spent too long masturbating and your cock is sore and swollen.

Hey, I was pulling it for hours, but now I've got tug bloat.

by Salty Sea Dog April 23, 2014

Blopkin

The act of receiving a blowjob while taking a dump when you have a pinch of dip in. The term comes from the term "blumpkin" with the word bop meaning a pinch tobacco.

Dude, last night I was bopin and taking a dump when my bitch came in and started giving me head. I call it a "Blopkin", it was chill as hell.

by moneymike827 June 9, 2011