bloody gangrape

when a simple 'rape' isn't enough to describe the extent of the rapage, when someone gets brutally multiple cock shafted and absolutely mercilessly fucked

"Holy shit, I bet $50 on Tennessee and they just got fucking bloody gangraped by 42 points jesus christ"

by Jawnslayer December 14, 2022

nutty bloody

A large piece of shit that has pieces of nuts that cut your ass so that it bleeds into your toilet when you are pushing it out.

The nutty bloody hurt so bad coming out that I cried... but then I laughed the night away!

by Uncle J J May 25, 2005

internet booby-trap

a website that has been rigged to send a virus into your computer just by entering it. these usually are fake pornography sites. older computers, with little to no virus protection, are the most vulnerable.

Tim: hey, dude, why is your computer so slow?

Jake: yeah, i got internet booby-trap..

by the gentleman thief February 5, 2010

Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin

The act of getting head while going poop with the lights off from Bloody Mary, after calling her 5 times, while she’s wearing a sombrero with queso dip in the middle and chips on the outside. Eating of said chips and Bloody Mary’s performance is mandatory. Tip is recommended $$$.

“Holy Fuck dude did you just get a Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin?”
“Yeah, She sucked the soul out of me and the chips were fire, I have a good”

by Cokeman12 September 7, 2022

bloody bunny

1. a used (or otherwise sullied) tampon

"I can't believe my dog dragged my bloody bunny out of the trashcan!"

by JennaMitchell August 7, 2007

Bloody Christmas

When a guy is fucking a girl in the ass because she is on her rag and he's about to cum he pulls out as well as pulling out her tampon. By doing so, you cover the inside of her inner thighs with jizz and her own blood.

All girls deserve a bloody christmas

by 420Pug October 10, 2009

Bloob

abbreviation for 'blueberry'

I sprinkle a few ripe bloobs on my oatmeal every morning.

by o3o; November 4, 2009