Bert Fergusson

When you meet a fat chick at a bar eating cheese fries, and she takes you to a park near by and gives you a blow job underneath a slide, while somebody watches you.

Man, my friend got a bert fergusson underneath a slide and I had to walk home.

by Ryas October 14, 2011

Circle Me Bert

"Circle me Bert" is a popular sign slogan that can be found frequently during Minnesota Twins baseball games. Fans hold up the sign (Usually having something like "It's my birthday! Circle me, bert!), and hope that their sign will be circled.

"It's my birthday! Circle Me Bert!"

by Torched Matchstick November 13, 2011

bertie

A derogaratory name for a homosexual/s usually linked to actors.

Reputed by John Sessions on an episode of QI to have come from a conversation he had with either Alec Guinness or Laurence Olivier?? with regards to a theatre company he had either worked with or was advising him (JS) to avoid.

(1) I've been offered the role of Hamlet at Sadlers wells

(2) Who with?

(1) the SDT

(2) oh they're an absolute fleet of bertie's

by ebuygum April 22, 2009

bertie

A Extra Large Poo that takes several flushes to get rid of.
A huge log, that sometimes has to be broken in half before it disappears.

Ive just done a "bertie" or whos left a "bertie"

by Markmcmcmc October 16, 2007

Bertil

The man who put the gay in a three-way. Despite his small pea-sized titties, and overgrown, pubic-like hairdo, Bertil is one thick ass boi who no one should mess with. Also known as your friendly neighborhood “jiggalo,” Bertil is the epitome of a man.

Dude: Hey, who’s that guy that’s always with your uncle after 10pm?
Dudette: Bro, that’s my man Bertil!

by UncleDuncan June 12, 2018

bert mccracken

hott man hott man!!! OMG i want to rape him! man hes hott as fuck! his greasy hairs sexy as fuck! ya well hes hott and i WANT him....... kellys lucky.... well not anymore

ur hair rulez

by katy knows..... October 4, 2003

bertha

Typical oversized female, always has ginger hair and has terrible dress sense thinking she can wear clothes 5 sizes to small for her.....Don't be near her on a hot day as BO is a big problem amongst Bertha's....

You will always have one within your workplace.

by Alikat July 29, 2004