work before twerk

Meaning a lady has to get her work done before the freak can get her twerk on

Bro: "Hey girl, ya wanna meet at the club?"
Ho: "I'm a boss bitch and need to finish up some deliverables this evening, maybe next time."
Bro: "Ah, work before twerk. Get it girl."
Ho: "Gotta make that coin!"

by GlazeHer July 5, 2015

i before e except after c except when

I before e except after c except when your foreign neighbor Keith received eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. Weird.

I before e except after c except when... this is what they taught you in the third grade math instead of how to pay taxes or something.

by StarPrismGaming April 4, 2021

Kissing homie before sleep

Kissing homie before sleep is not gay. Its act of kindnes and friendship.

Homie 1: I am Kissing homie before sleep
Homie 2: Yo nigga that is gay as fuck
Homie 1: No it is not

by Fritovane Hranolečky December 9, 2020

Pussies before wussies

The response to guys when they quote the "Bros before hoes" line.

Steve said he couldn't hang out with me on Friday because he already made plans with the guys and then told me "bros before hoes" so I made plans with the girls and told him "pussies before wussies."

by Bobcat_Grl April 12, 2011

Befuddle

To confuse or baffle

They know too much, we must plug their ears with bananas and attempt to befuddle them.

by Brian Abenes April 17, 2004

beffen

Dutch word for eating pussy

Damn man, I can't wait to bef her!

by J April 22, 2004

nightmare before christmas

Coming home from a Christmas Eve party early and find your parents having sex on the couch. You father is dressed up like Santa and your mother is dressed up like Mrs. Clause.

Chris: I walked in on my parents having sex on Christmas Eve.

Peggy: That's a real Nightmare before Christmas!

by Really messed up March 27, 2010