blah week

A “blah week” is an expression commonly used to describe the condition of one’s life. Someone who is having a “blah week” often shows signs of mild depression, hopelessness, and may have a void in their life. The condition is common to all humans and it is not seen outside the realm of human emotions. (i.e. not seen in the animal kingdom) It is theoretically possible that all humans will suffer from a “blah week” sometime in their lifetime. Individuals suffering from this condition should be presented with ample opportunities to make corrections to their current affairs. Remedies include; gift giving with the intent to cheer the patient up, talking with the individual to find the cause of the “blah week,” removing negative stimuli which reinforces the condition, and if all else fails, the individual can be left alone until a self-evaluation is completed and he or she takes corrective action on their own.
"How's it going Jennifer?" "Eh, its been a blah week."
by hopscotchbooger April 19, 2010
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yacht week

A commonly cited goal in retail investing circles, implying a gathering of investors with long positions in a security at a celebration event with their newly purchased yachts, after a meteoric rise in that security's value.
Percy: "AMC to $100 by 2023. HODL."
Spencer: "See you at yacht week!"
by prophiles February 01, 2022
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Fingerboard week

Fingerboard week is the best content to watch on YouTube. Started by David Jones he shows the best of amazing and wacky custom fingerboard parks and custom fingerboards.
Person 1: Hey have you seen fingerboard week 7?

Person 2: Yeah it’s sickk
by Zexpray May 23, 2022
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Internet week

1. a period of time, be it a week or more, involving no sexual activity except for ahem.. the internet, ie. porn
2. the promise of an internet week, also used as an excuse to get out of said sexual activity, usually using an excuse such as work
I'm sorry, but it's going to be an internet week, things are really busy at work. Sorry.
by ontobetterthings February 06, 2010
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Roman Week

When one has sex with their partner for 72 continuous hours, taking breaks only to drink wine and/or smoke weed
John: Hey I haven't seen Caleb in a few days, know where he is?
Jack: Yeah last I heard he and his girlfriend were having a Roman Week
by Centurion_Code May 12, 2016
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Finals week

Finals week is the worst week to be alive. the entire week itself with make you want to kys. You always are late to finish all of your work and are crying because you know you are way too sped to get into high school. After you finish all of your finals you will be so fucking happy than getting a damn C
why does this week suck so much?
It's cause it's Finals week
God damnit!
by i want to kms May 19, 2022
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dragon week

Period. Menstruation. Satan's sacrificial fountain week. That 7 days or so when a biologically female person's uterus wall layers shed a microscopic egg and blood and tissues while the person with said uterus typically becomes a dragon that does not tolerate anyone or anything.
Him: Why is she so bitchy today?
Her: *rolls eyes* It's her dragon week this month.
by HerTurtleHighness September 06, 2015
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