wiffledick

A man whose stories of sexual conquest are over exagerated. Having holes in the stories relating to his penis, such as a wiffleball has holes in it.

Tom's a wiffledick, he didn't even get her phone number, let alone tang her.

by Retem Nad January 26, 2008

Wiffie Cutter

Male Genitalia, mostly extremly small.

He had the nerve to pull out his wiffie cutter and expect oral gratification... I already had a tictac in my mouth.

by lulu January 16, 2003

wiffle ball

Noun or Verb: To perform sexual intercourse with a penis made semi-flaccid by intoxication or exhaustion.

"Oh man, I could barely get it up after all those beers. The best I could give her a was a wiffle ball."

by Adman12 September 20, 2005

Whiffed

When somebody has smoked a rather large amount of Cannabis and is quite stoned.

Other Words: Stoned, High, Trippin', Blazed

Guy 1 : "Why do you keep laughing? Nothin funny is happening"
Guy2 : "I'm pretty whiffed right now"

by Stu3y August 20, 2010

whiffenpoof

A Gay Singer or Musician

"I dated this whiffenpoof my junior year in college"

by blinkthis182 December 29, 2005

whipflash

The combined headache, neck ache and general sense of confusion one feels after watching an episode of LOST due to all the liberties it takes with the time-space-continuum.

I don't know if I can watch LOST any more. Flash back. Flash forward. I'm getting whipflash!!!!!

by UltraNatasha January 21, 2009

Whiffleator

The combination of a whiffle bat and a vibrator. Used for both self defense and self pleasure.

Nothing more useful to have around the house than a whiffleator!

by Gerald Bonfiglio Phalange August 30, 2011