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tush-toned

The accidental act of "butt dialing" a person in your cell phone contact list.

Derived from the telephonic definition of "touch-tone" referring to the tones associated with the numbers on a telephone keypad.
Jean accidentally "tush-toned" me last night when she sat down on her cell phone.
by Poor David #33 December 15, 2013
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Two-Toned

verb
1. Black and blue, getting swiftly knocked in the face, being left with visible mark(s).

2. Getting hit and marked as fast as a printer types a single letter.

3. Getting punched for something (that wasn't necessarily that serious) but the mother fucker keeps running their mouth too much. A quick way to shut up that noise.

4. Shutting up someone that says something offensive, commonly known as a spit fire.
"You need to stop coming at me all crazy, you're about to get two toned. I don't have time for that nonsense."

"She got two toned, her face looks purple after one damn punch! Haha, bitch couldn't shut up on that disrespectful shit."

I heard he got two-toned, hit him quickly...thank god it stopped that argument!
by XianStarr October 7, 2016
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Toned

To be: made love to, fucked, or screwed. This pertains to the literal sense as well as the proverbial sense.
Oh man...I was really drunk last night and these two guys double-toned me.

Dude, I got toned by the physics exam today.
by xAfricanx October 27, 2006
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Tovey

Dogs Body with no life who is solely owned by CCS.
by Anonymous March 6, 2003
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Gangly Toed Muzzie-faced Martian head

Men named Ross.(BUT they need to possess large heads, lanky bodies, moustaches, and really long gnarled toes that happen to be as long as most peoples fingers)
Wow check out that Gangly toed muzzie-faced martian head!!! MmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmmmm he's hot!
by Amber AKA twiggle face April 1, 2009
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Toledo, Ohio

The son of UConn. Got killed by UConn in the Motor City Bowl, 39-10.
UConn is Toledo's daddy
by UCONN OWNS TOLEDO, BITCH January 2, 2005
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Tomed

One who feels sorry for themself
and lashes out at every thing else.
I can take resposibility, so I'll just tom on some one
by Cide3 January 14, 2005
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