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Otherwise known as a master of a McDojo, someone who purchases martial art belts from eBay at £3 and passes them off as genuine achievements for "attendees of classes" and charges them £35 a pop.

1. A self promoting narcissist with low personality traits
2. Someone who presents themself as something their not to manipulate people out of money
3. An unqualified person who is useless at blagging, pretty much a wank salesman
4. Talentless twunt
"I can't believe after 10 months i'm a black belt, didnt realise my instructor was a Tovey"
"Another Tovey McDojo being set up I see, white belt to black belt in just £1000!"
"How can I have earned a belt for showing up to class? You're such a Tovey!"
"Look at this Tovey, he'd make more signing on!"
Tovey by Duke of Chubb April 2, 2020
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a boy that has his hair on fire.
Luke Tovey at a school in kent.
tovey by DASHstar Kid December 20, 2008
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Get a life you sad tovey
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cerys tovey 

cerys tovey is the worlds most beautiful girl in the world. only perfect people are named cerys tovey. you should marry anyone named cerys tovey
random person: “ew i hate cerys tovey”

anyone with common sense: “go die cerys tovey is the best
cerys tovey by iloveddot January 5, 2023

Molly Lorene Tovey 

A slut who plays with the feelings of guys within a group of friends is named Molly Lorene Tovey.
Hey man, that chick is really hot!
Don't even try bud, that's Molly Lorene Tovey.
Molly Lorene Tovey by SEC-Squad November 7, 2017
1. Edgy, nervously irritable, impatient and anxious.

2. Touchy or restive; apprehensive; fractious.
You can be "Toey" for many reasons. One of which maybe horny. Not the other way around.

Origin: 1920–25; orig. in reference to a racehorse; perhaps toe + -y1

You may well "Toey" if your horny, but you can't be horny because you're "Toey".
Toey by Craigoss May 13, 2016