beans on toast

adj. describes something that it is really good, not completely spectacular perhaps, but definitely worth praising. If it's extra special, 'beans on toast with cheese on top' is also appropriate.

As an aside, I'd like to take issue with 'anonymous' who has also posted a definition of 'beans on toast'.

Firstly, is this website a recipe board of some sort? Don't the definitions have to have an alternative or slang meaning? Will we be seeing 'cheeseburger, a beef patty between two halves of a sesame seed bun' on here next?

Secondly, not even the British consider beans on toast a delicacy. It's a quick and easy snack, that's all.

Thirdly, 'why do you need the toast?' Why not have toast? Do you only ever eat one food group at a time? Are you saying you'd eat spaghetti bolognese without the spaghetti? Or is this some sort of Atkins diet concern you have?

Aaaand relax...
"Did you see the new series of Spaced?"

"Yeah, that programme is beans on toast."

"...with cheese on top."
by juba73 January 16, 2005
Get the beans on toast mug.

Shit on Toast

To put "shit on toast" is an expression used to describe nothing or nothing desirable. Similar to jack shit or if there was indeed a culinary dish with shit or faeces on warm breed it would be considered undesirable by most.
Jack: "What is for dinner love?".
Jill: "Shit on toast!"
by Lucasheights February 11, 2009
Get the Shit on Toast mug.

hairy toast

A sexual act when a man inserts his testicles into a woman's vagina, at which time the woman tightens her vaginal muscles. The man pulls his body away, applying enough pressure for his sac to pop out like toast from a toaster.
Teabag is to mouth, as hairy toast is to vagina.
by UCLGay December 20, 2007
Get the hairy toast mug.

Bleese toast

The art of consuming some nice old-fashioned cheese toast whilst receiving a blow job.
After picking up 3 GOMERs from ES on a Monday morning, I headed up to the SRO for some bleese toast.
by Sigma Rho Omega Kids January 16, 2008
Get the Bleese toast mug.

Destroyer of Toast

A closeted Mexican homosexual that spends his time collecting male nudes and labeling them as "Homework" in his Photobucket account.
Destroyer of Toast: We're all gay at some time in our life!
by Nub Patrol August 18, 2010
Get the Destroyer of Toast mug.

toasted walnut

A lesbian sexual experience when a girl puts Nutella on her partner's clit, blows on it and then licks it off.
Person 1: Wow, Rachel gave Jamie a toasted walnut last night.
Person 2: I wish I was Jamie.
by Jennifer Wychek January 23, 2017
Get the toasted walnut mug.

freshly toasted

being nicely fucked up directly after blazing your ass off
dean: hey man, why u late for class?

me: cus man, im freshly toasted

dean: o...ok, good talk
by o'deezy May 10, 2006
Get the freshly toasted mug.