Sweeney

Huge shit with corn in it

Wife:Have you been eating corn?
Husband: how do you know?
Wife : 'Cos you left a big fucking sweeney
in the bog you lazy bastard....and you didn't wipe your arse either

by qwertyu3 February 23, 2011

seeber

A big boy who is also known as a leafer and a corndog.

The seeber complained because his grandparents died, his half brother got a hooker pregnant, and his cousin got run over by a bus.

by Jimmy john Surgery July 10, 2010

Sweese

A sweese is a mythical creature, heard of in the folklore from the area of Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. It is said to have the appearance of a chipmunk or an Asian teenage girl. Sweeses are an extremely rare and hostile creatures. Legend says, if you approach one in the wild it will punch you in the throat or stuff you down the kitchen sink. It enjoys laughing, stalking celebrities via the Internet and long walks on the beach.

Person 1: Shhh! Did you hear that?
Person 2: Hear what?
Sweese: CA CAWWW CA CAWWWW!
Person 1: Run! There's a sweese in the area!
Sweese: NO! LET ME LOVE YOU!

by ownerofmanysweeses April 21, 2013

cinncinati street sweeper

sometimes used in conjunction with the Cleveland steamer, it means to defecate on a female's chest and then "titty fuck her". deriving from the term Cleveland steamer using Ohio cities and large manned equipment.

After giving her a cleveland steamer I decided to "go all out" and give her the cinncinati street sweeper.

After we did the cinncinati street sweeper we took a shower

by hopefullbasted January 16, 2008

sweeterz

1. a word used to describe a retarted but funny situation

2. used to make fun of brahs

Person 1- Hey, they're having a brah party upstairs!

Person 2- Super sweeterz brah!

by Girlscouts May 23, 2008

sweegee larmos

a variation of peegeeleeks, however with more a more emphatic meaning. Originated in the Caribbean island of Trinidad and Tobago.

That physics exam was hard like sweegee larmos.

My sweegee larmos is longer than yours.

The other day, i saw this pr0nz, and the guy's sweegee larmos was as long as my leg!

by Clizzyde July 7, 2008

sweeterest

More sweet than sweeter or sweetest.

Jessie: You're sweet
Sam: You're sweeter
Jessie: You're sweetest
Sam: You're sweeterest

by jamuel tucker October 19, 2010