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Susan is sutch a moore she is a slut that thribs for moore cock
Susan is sutch a moore she is a slut that thribs for moore cock
by Bradelie November 21, 2016
A Singing Susan is when during sex, air is trapped and compressed inside the vagina and upon subsequent entries by the man's penis, the air is compressed to the point where it forcefully exits the vaginal canal to relieve and equalize the pressure. The sounds of the air rushing out is principally the same as the familiar queef. While a potential source of embarassment for the girl, the gentleman can rest easy knowing the size of his johnson was the most likely cause.
While having sex, John's unit continuously pounded Jessica's pussy until it sang a short tune.
Jessica thus committed a Singing Susan.
Jessica thus committed a Singing Susan.
by Rew Nelson May 23, 2008
by HappyChappy83 July 16, 2019
by JussChaos December 20, 2021
noun: a sexual act when one partner receives an enema, ejaculates said enema all over a linoleum or tiled floor, and then the other partner slides in barefoot upon the ejaculate and performs anal intercourse on the freshly rinsed partner
by KountKaos December 14, 2014
Heather - Hey can I have your boyfriends friends phone number?
Girlfriend - No, he says you are a Susan on the Sly
Girlfriend - No, he says you are a Susan on the Sly
by JT Stranganopolis April 01, 2009
Before or while engaging in sexual intercourse, the woman blindfolds and ties the man securely to the bedpost, and then penetrates him in the anus with any household object of her choosing against his will and fully un-lubricated. She can also choose to bring in someone else to penetrate, beat, cut, film, or defecate on the subject. At the end of the session, she can castrate the male and have him swallow his testicles as he sobs and gags. This is an excellent sequel to a rape or other violent sex act where the man has victimized the woman against her will.
After I gave Sharron a strawberry shortcake last week, she didn't say a word until after she pulled a Slick Susan on me. Now I'll never have children again.
by BombACat July 18, 2010