Spank me hard

A euphemism for fuck me used to express frustration; not to be confused with the "SPANK ME HARD!" which expresses the literal desire to be spanked.

Friend: Dude, your parents just died in a fire that burned down your house.

You: Spank me hard! My xbox was in there.

by lemontwisty December 11, 2010

spank'd

Windsurfing term

Verb: To be shoved with sudden great force into the water while on a planing reach. This action happens when the apparent or prevailing wind curves around the leeward side of the sail and inverts it to windward.

Man - I got totally SPANK'D on that last run.

by w5 February 23, 2005

spank dat ass

To desire to have hardcore sex with someone.

I'm gonna spank dat ass!

by ReaZonoZaeR November 30, 2003

spank bastard

A term created purely in the heat of the moment when trying to ridicule a drummer...unsuccessfully.

John you are a spank bastard.

by isaacapolean May 28, 2007

spank the baby

To play the dumbek, a type of Armenian/Israeli/Greek/Mideastern drum.

Sevag Manoukian is showing his class how to spank the baby today.

by pentozali December 28, 2005

spank the monkey

when a woman masturbates

she spanks her monkey too much

by waterlilly April 5, 2005

spank lick

the greatest newb that HALO has ever seen... usually runs with the crew...OHOOMIS, WAD SLAP, AND MANK...watch your ass...he might kill you and then hump you...

oh shit! spank lick just kicked my ass at HALO again...(emphasis on "again")

by Satan for a day October 24, 2004