sampolk

A ritual where a women stiches up her vagina and seals an object inside.

Mother, "Clean your room now!"

Child, "I dont wanna!"

Mother,"Do you want me to ship all your stuff to asia and put them in a sampolk?"

Child, "NO!"

by Mickey Brown March 7, 2007

Scamp

A cross between a slut and a tramp.

Look at that scamp over there acting all scampy.

by Ifeelblessed August 26, 2017

Slampieces

Women who do not take much effort to take home for the night

Put the smell good on fellas, we're going scunting for some slampieces tonight! (see scunting for further explanation)

by jhough1390 May 1, 2010

sampletext

@Sampletext is a memepage on Instagram that totalize a reach of 19k followers at the time this definition is written. The name comes from the famous text placeholder in memes(mostly MLG and dank memes).

Guy 1: "Hey do you follow @sampletext on Instagram ?"
Guy 2: "Yeah he posts dank memes lmao"

by r6ver February 4, 2019

Slampig

A fat whore who could be half way decent looking, if she didn't get porked by every man in sight.

A prostitute who is morbidly obiece, but a man will still be willing to pay 50 bucks for a job from her extra padded extremities.

The fattest and ugliest girl who hangs out in a group of girls at least 4 in number, and has to have boat loads of sex to feel adequate.

The last resort for a horny male at a frat party.

Dude Britney Spears is the such a slampig, maybe if she didn't get romped by every guy she would be do-able.

Man 1: Did you hear BONO paid 75$ to get a hand-job from the fat prostitute?
Man 2: No way did he slam her pig?
Man 1: Ya dude she was a dirty rotten slampig.

Guy 1: Hey man you see that group of girls over there?
Guy 2: The one with the ugly ass fat chick?
Guy 1: Yea she is a slampig in a group of babes.

Dude 1: Dude we were so drunk last night, I can't believe Shawn setteled for that fat bitch.
Dude 2: Ya im pretty sure she was 100% slampig, quite even possible that she was born one.

by tomatobrownclown123 January 8, 2010

samplage

A viewing of samples. Term coined by Klaymen.

You haven't heard the CD? Let me get you some samplage.

by Klaymen1 June 19, 2006

Sampa

A Grandpa who's first name is Samuel. Sampa is a legend among those Grandchildren who are most fortunate to have one.

Alexandria couldn't wait to spend time with Sampa, he is her favorite.

by Sampa1 December 25, 2021