shitopocalypse

The act of violently shitting in ones pants as the result of ethnic food. Derived from early 17th Century explorers attempts to catalogue South American food.

Apu: Hey Kevin how about coming over tomorrow night for my dinner party?
Kevin: Your wife is Indian right?
Apu: She sure is.
Kevin: Naw that sounds like a regular Shitopocalypse.

by Professor Penicle March 29, 2015

Shitopia

A beautiful, serene and peaceful bathroom, where you can find happiness and relief in a lovely, stress-free environment.

While they planned the renovations, plans for the perfect shitopia emerged.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 16, 2016

Shitoo

A Shit Tattoo

Did you see Dave's new Tattoo?

Yeah it's supposed to be a portrait of his kid, but it looks like a muppet. It's a terrible Shitoo.

by Icebreaker117 February 14, 2017

shitocking

To shit in a stocking then smack someone in the face with it

That boi just dissed me so I gave him a good shitocking.

by Clamdiver4eva September 17, 2017

shitocalypse

When one shit ain't enough, you got a shitocalypse. The biggest shit of your life and maybe even diarrhea.

Man 1: Man, I couldn't leave the bathroom
Man 2: Why?
Man 1: I ate that chilly dip and drank it down with vodka
Man 2: Oh God, you've had a shitocalypse

by GoodMan95 May 3, 2018

Shatochin

Something or someone that has been around for a long time or someone who talks constant nonsense.

You're such a shatochin.

by sloany118 November 6, 2018

Shitopedic

Person who is full of shit

He is shitopedic

by Niki_P6 January 31, 2019