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Swabjob

When either a male or female, runs a wet mop through the asscrack of their partner.
Kevin wasn’t able to cum from swabjobs, preferring other cleaning instruments.
by Swabjobber October 20, 2019
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sack swabbler

a male and/or female that finds overwhelming satisfaction in having a scrotum in or around their mouth.
Ralphard J. Nixon McFinklestein is quite a sack swabbler, my coinpurse is thrashed raw!
by Ron Kromer April 2, 2008
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Goat scabs

Scabs on the genitals or face caused by any variety of STDs.

Also scabs from smoking Meth or Crack Respectively.
Man, I got goat scabs from Lindsay Lohan last night.
by Narumatt January 6, 2011
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Swab it Out

Can be used in many ways.

Someone who is a Swab is someone who's mother should have aborted them before birth.

When you tell someone to swab that shit out. You are telling them to change what they're doing at the moment or how they're acting.
To swab it out is to fuck shit up.

-Invented and popularized at Fuqua School in Farmville Virginia.
Dude Trey is pissing me off, he's such a swab.

I cant wait to get to the party and swab that bitch out.

Did you see what Tabitha was wearing today? I told her to swab that shit out.

Yea son i can't wait to swab it out later tonight
by Winnie Hodge October 16, 2008
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SWAB

SWAB
Abbreviation for "Study With a Buddy". Used in class by the teacher to have students study a few minutes in preparation for a quiz or test.

Other variations: SWYS (study with your self), SWAT (Study with a teacher- used for group led sessions), and swabbing (the gerund form of the word).
"Class, SWAB for 5 minutes for the animal vocabulary quiz!"
by Beth Nichols February 12, 2007
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swabble

The vigorous head shaking action of a dog or cat after they have had something to eat. Somewhere between swallowing and slobbering.
The cat ate some lovely sloppy tinned fish and jumped up on my chest whilst I slept and swabbled.
by brett January 20, 2004
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shit-swabbing

two of the greatest, non-sexual, feelings in the world are a) when you have to shit really bad and you finally relieve yourself. And, b) when you clean your ears out with a cotton swab. when you do the two things together, it is the most amazing feeling!
Dude, I'm totally shit-swabbing on the toilet right now. :)
by Nicolettefob June 5, 2010
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