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Cobby Swabbled 

A phrase made up to parody how British people say that they are confused. Best if said in a poorly done British accent.

Patented by Mal and Emma 2021
Person One: “This is so confusing!”
Person Two: *in a bad British accent* “Right! I’m awfully cobby swabbled!”

Scabbledabbledobad 

The term a person would use when they're standing over a cliff jumping into a kiddie pool of chocolate pudding and Patrick Star next to the kiddie pool yelling "Do a FLIP!"
Person 1: What are you doing up there?
Person 2: Scabbledabbledobad
Patrick Star: Do a FLIP!

Cock swabbler 

1. While in the act of felatio, a male or female violently slaps and mops (swabs) his/hers face with the cock.

2. A brown noser or ass kisser.
1. Last night I had my first cock swabbler and it was like a car wreck, everything going everywhere except her mouth.

2. I ran into that cock swabbler Martin, and he told me he got the promotion, I wasn't surprised.
Cock swabbler by Alven G. July 22, 2009
A slang acronym meaning to fight, whether it is a 1on1 fight or a rumble, to exchange hands. Swabbling must involve physical contact, verbal slurs is not considered swabbling.
Person 1: "Waz' good nigga? Heard yo bitch ass got beef wit me, wassup nigga, i got the twin eagles hanging down my crotch nigga, waz' good?"

Person 2: "Yo waz' good witchu fam? You think you big time? Fuckin' wit me nigga, I got the 12 guage pump, you gon' die big time dun."

Person 1: "Fuck gatz, lets swabble then nigga."
Swabble by Howard Tan June 20, 2007
To fight, whether it is a 1on1 fight or a rumble, to exchange hands.
Person 1: Waz good nigga? Heard yo bitch ass got beef wit me, wassup nigga, i got the twin eagles hanging down my crotch nigga, was good?

Person 2: Gats pussy nigga, lez swabble nigga.
swabble by Howard Tan From San Diego September 29, 2006
When a cotton swab is inserted up your nose for medical testing (the rona).
Bro, I just got swabbed. I swear that swab touched my brain

Yo! I heard you got swabbed last week! You got the Kung flu?
Swabbed by REKTASAUROUS July 20, 2020