Swabbler

a person that swallows balls

She is a swabbler

by oranges are bannanas March 17, 2011

Cock swabbler

1. While in the act of felatio, a male or female violently slaps and mops (swabs) his/hers face with the cock.

2. A brown noser or ass kisser.

1. Last night I had my first cock swabbler and it was like a car wreck, everything going everywhere except her mouth.

2. I ran into that cock swabbler Martin, and he told me he got the promotion, I wasn't surprised.

by Alven G. July 22, 2009

Cunt Swabbler

Usually to a guy named Adam, they like to make dumb decisions! for example not playing football and staying in his hometown and not playing football!

1) picking sucking dick for a million dollars over doing a race for a million dollars that you know you can win! Or

2) hey you know that cunt swabbler? oh yeah that guy adam who plays football right?

3) You fucking Cunt Swabble... wanna make some money the easy way or the "hard" way?

by Poseidonthepussywetta October 3, 2011

sack swabbler

a male and/or female that finds overwhelming satisfaction in having a scrotum in or around their mouth.

Ralphard J. Nixon McFinklestein is quite a sack swabbler, my coinpurse is thrashed raw!

by Ron Kromer April 2, 2008

Cobb swabbler

Pirate slang for a "cock sucker"

Argh look at that cobb swabbler on the deck with another cock in his mouth.

by Pirate Steve1930 May 23, 2025