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Cock swabbler 

1. While in the act of felatio, a male or female violently slaps and mops (swabs) his/hers face with the cock.

2. A brown noser or ass kisser.
1. Last night I had my first cock swabbler and it was like a car wreck, everything going everywhere except her mouth.

2. I ran into that cock swabbler Martin, and he told me he got the promotion, I wasn't surprised.
Cock swabbler by Alven G. July 22, 2009

Cunt Swabbler 

Usually to a guy named Adam, they like to make dumb decisions! for example not playing football and staying in his hometown and not playing football!
1) picking sucking dick for a million dollars over doing a race for a million dollars that you know you can win! Or

2) hey you know that cunt swabbler? oh yeah that guy adam who plays football right?

3) You fucking Cunt Swabble... wanna make some money the easy way or the "hard" way?

sack swabbler 

a male and/or female that finds overwhelming satisfaction in having a scrotum in or around their mouth.
Ralphard J. Nixon McFinklestein is quite a sack swabbler, my coinpurse is thrashed raw!
sack swabbler by Ron Kromer April 2, 2008

Cobb swabbler 

Argh look at that cobb swabbler on the deck with another cock in his mouth.
1. one who performs a nasal or throat swab for the detection of bacteria or virus

2. one who swabs any surface
A swabber can prevent false results during covid-19 test if he's thoroughly following protocols
swabber by timlight April 22, 2020

kaybo swabber

Main Entry: KAY-bo SWAB-ber
Pronunciation: KI-bow SWAB-bur

Function: noun: a person who cleans and services portable toilets.
Use #1:

Forman: "Henry, someone's tipped over the portajohn again!"
Henry: "Well, looks like we'll have to call the kaybo swabber"

Use #2: The train crashed into the kaybo swabber's truck at the crossing, spreading toilet paper and blue water for more than a mile.
kaybo swabber by jegenes July 22, 2010