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Suckcess

A kind of full on success that only happens when you finally realise, admit, and embrace that you suck at something.
- The Romans f-g sucked at naval warfare, bro!
- I know! And they knew too! And that's how they reached suckcess, dominating the seas!
by DjDb October 9, 2017
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suckcess

Where you are able to accomplish either one of two often-difficult-to-attain goals:
(1) Convincing a hot hunk with a really nice cock to let you give him a blowjob. (Can also loosely mean "sucking access", as in, being allowed to wrap your lips around that succulent man-meat whenever you want to.)

(2) Pumping out ("sucking") the sewage ("cess") from a really "ornery" septic tank.
Hottie #1: Yo, Girl --- how'd ya make out with Brandon?
Hottie #2: Oh great, hunny --- gave him a blowjob he'll never forget! And I felt really privileged to be given suckcess to that huge tasty cock, too --- he doesn't submit to just any gal, you know... she has to be fairly special to him before he'll allow her inside his boxers.

Red Green: So how was your workday, Winston?
Winston Rothschild: Oh, pretty good, Red --- that last tank I pumped was really a doozy, but I kept at it, and at last I was suckcessful.
by QuacksO October 23, 2017
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Succcess

When someone gets a high position in a business or work place by giving blow jobs and sex to people with positions above theirs.
Guy1: "wow, in just a month Nancy has gotten 2 promotions! She must be doing something right!"
Guy2: "I don't think so, just some succcess if you ask me."
by wet_cardboard69 May 18, 2018
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succeus eggus

A mind control spell that when casted on a person, that person will not stop succing eggs
SUCCEUS EGGUS
by jimmy pig May 22, 2018
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succness

The state of being succ.
dude 1: this is succness.
dude 2: wot?
\dude 1: look it up
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succestressful

a state of mental or emotional strain or tension resulting from from positive occurrences or achievements.
Whenever I hear someone say "mo money, mo problems," I know they mean they're succestressful.
by SalvyZ June 16, 2018
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sucessing

I used to be a loser like you, but now I'm sucessing like your mom! Look at Donna sucessing all over the place!
by Moonbeam Trashstar January 23, 2021
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