Slab

It just means cash

Z: are we meeting this weekend?
L: Nah mate low on slab
*laughs in Brazilian*
Z: xaxa poor boy

by NextJen March 22, 2025

Slab

a cartoon character or someone is is extremely ditzy but not necessarily in a good way.

man chad...youre such a slab

by suckerpuncher4206969 February 8, 2021

Whip da slab

Driving a car.

Ay you tryna whip da slab?

by skatman1 October 26, 2020

beating the slab

male masturbation i.e. jacking off. The slab is the phallic device.

-Why is Eugene locked in his room?
-He's probably beating the slab.

by Wilbertforce October 4, 2012

Jewish ice cream slab

When the holocaust Jewish people where melted with gas and their skin turned to jelly and froze in the cold times as blocks

They found so many Jewish ice cream slabs in the winter of 1945 in Germany

by Bumbutter69 August 8, 2021

Stone slab

Little is known about the stone slab/stone slabs, but we do know the stone slab is impervious to any kind of damage, and there seems to be a cult like fan base surrounding the phenomenon, and there were rumors that there have been sacrifices done in honour of the stone slab.

Quote Jacob “Have you been honouring the stone slab today?”.

by Goop Gobbler October 17, 2024

Slab Roller

A term for a person who has drastically lowered their standards for a sexual partner to the point where they resort towards seeking out sex from people who are unspeakably ugly. Most commonly refers to men who resort to having sex with obese and unattractive women out of desperation.

Person 1: "Dude did you hear Victor slept with Big Ronda?!"
Person 2: "No way! She always reeks of B.O.! And isn't she like 400 pounds?!"
Person 1: "I know man. Victor is a total slab roller."

by Haddizzle October 6, 2022