skinny puppy

1. a band

2. what happens when you run out of Alpo.

Louie Anderson was so hungry he ate my skinny puppy.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

Puppy dogging

The act of putting your penis in someone's back pocket and letting them walk you around.

When my girl and I are alone at home I get naked and we start puppy dogging around the house while she cleans.

by EvilDrSuess October 9, 2018

porch puppy

A US deep south term for a baby alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Don't go poking around that porch puppy, y'hear? Momma's gotta be around here somewhere.

by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

Ain't No Puppy

A phrase, meaning that something is difficult, long, or tiresome.

If you decide to tear off and reshingle your entire roof by yourself... ain't no puppy.

by Ryan's_Bro February 19, 2010

Holding a puppy

When someone nefarious does something shamelessly obvious to improve their image.

Sarah Palin claims to have gay friends, pretty sure she is just holding a puppy on that one.

Stephen Harper's blue sweater, why not just wear a puppy? He's obviously holding one.

Why wasn't Kobe's wife literally holding a puppy at the 'i cheated didn't rape' press conference?

Eliot Spiltzer's wife at the press conference is the most insincere holding of a puppy ever.

Elin Nordegren refused to hold a puppy at Tiger Wood's press conference.

by SousedBergin June 4, 2010

Nigerian Swag Puppy

Its when someone acts black, are cool and yet they have a soft side on the outside. a real person.

"Damn man, Armando is seriously a Nigerian swag puppy. He's so cool and yet his sensitive side gets all the bitches."

by Niggaffer December 16, 2011

Digital Puppy Eyes

The digital equivalent of the puppy eyes face most often used by children and women who want something.

Most commonly found, although certainly not limited to, in the form of sad faces on AIM.

My girlfriend digital puppy eyes'd me at work into buying her tampons at Walmart on the way home.

by Webster's Bastard Child November 5, 2008