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pagan birthday priest

An individual who does not acknowledge the importance of their own birthday, yet readily emphasizes celebrating the birthdays of others. Such individuals sacrifice their birthdays.
Roberta: "Man, I'm so excited for Bryan's birthday this weekend! Jon Skuba has been hyping it up for months."

Christine: "Yeah dude, Jon's birthday was also yesterday, but he just didn't tell anyone."

Roberta: "Really? I had no idea. What a pagan birthday priest."

Christine: "Yeah. But I heard that later tonight he's conducting a ceremonial ritual in which he slaughters a bull upon an altar in honor of Apollo if you want to go to that."

Roberta: "Sounds good dude. I'm in."
by Gandalf Greyhelm. September 25, 2013
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palanza

by Bitchboy 1798 August 3, 2017
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palanco

Used in Puerto Rico to describe a guy with big junk
Nah man I never date a chica after that palanco, I'm no cave diver
by AmaBama May 19, 2018
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padang

Padang is the definition of someone who is stingy and does not want to share,commonly used by indonesian
Fun fact: padang is also a stereotype of the indonesian padang people who is also stingy
Guy 1:" yo can i have these?"
Guy 2:"No."
Guy 1:"okay,Padang!"
by aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAÀÃÆ April 24, 2020
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pagan

ms mouratidis
who have you got for maths?

I have the pagan mouratidis
by madest March 3, 2021
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Pananimal

The gross, crunchy, annoying new age bullshit spouting hippies that have infested Panajachel, Guatemala.
I wish all these pananimals would just die already
by Xipe_totec March 21, 2021
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Paganic

When some has a high level of being or looking like a wasteman or does something that just pisses you off
How very paganic of you to eat the last pizza slice
by Abdi & abishan May 9, 2021
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