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An existential evil... That says everything the American conservatives say.... Wait, Er... Ok hold on... What about him is bad? He's corrupt? But... The media says that the American government is corrupt... BOTH sides... So... What makes him bad? OOOOOOHHHH.... Right. He's not US. He's not the US one He's the THEM one... Ok. I get it. Anyone who is not you or not on your team is bad. Makes sense. Like a retard and the whores who fuck and defend them. (See, I have comprehension problems so I need to frame the situation in a way I can understand. I only know retards and whores).
Hym "Yeah, I don't see how Putin is any worse than the rest of them. I mean, it's like being a patriots fan and hating Peyton manning. He literally does the same job. You would all be doing the same kind of shit if you had the power. Or worse."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
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Putin

A dumbass piece of shit, who is nuking Ukraine for no reason
"Putin is a fucking bitch."
"I agree"
by i am me 22167895789560 April 7, 2022
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Pulling a Putin

Where you’re so ignorant that you make a fundamental misjudgment and end up killing yourself in a bunker
by MMMuggles April 11, 2022
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Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin refers to when a dude attacks another guy because they are jealous of their superior penis size.
John Vladimir Putined Joe because his dick was an inch bigger than John’s.
by Balls Obama September 4, 2023
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Putin’s nickname for Dana Rohrabacher.
Putin’s favorite congressman asked Jordan Thomas Cooper to help write a Jewish New Year greeting for him in 2018. He was the first African-American to write for him.
by Coop Dupe June 7, 2022
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putin press

Yo come here nigga imma give you a Putin press
by Vladimur scrutin February 26, 2020
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Vladimir Putin

A man who declared war with Ukraine and uses "I have cancer" as an excuse to justify his actions.
Vladimir Putin uses the idea that he's on the brink of death as an excuse to invade Ukraine, yet thousands of innocent Ukrainians have been killed as a result of his actions.....
by UltimateDoge May 27, 2022
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