44 definitions by Balls Obama

Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin refers to when a dude attacks another guy because they are jealous of their superior penis size.

John Vladimir Putined Joe because his dick was an inch bigger than John’s.

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

Hunter Biden

The act of injecting cocaine into your own ass.

I love to Hunter Biden

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

Masturbating

What you are doing right now.

You are masturbating.

by Balls Obama May 11, 2023

Try that in a small town

An event in which a hillbilly ejaculates his semen into a midget’s ass in front of a group of people, causing the entire group to engage in a gay orgy.

I just saw a Try that in a small town.

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

Donald Trump

A term used to describe a demented old man. If someone is a Donald Trump that means that they ramble incoherently about unrelated topics.

My grandfather is a Donald Trump

by Balls Obama December 2, 2024

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is where an fat old man engages in sexual intercourse with a young pornstar by paying her large amounts of money.

My grandpa Donald Trumped yesterday.

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

Country music

A deadly disease that spreads throughout america. It has taken the lives of 50 million people.

My grandma died from country music.

by Balls Obama June 17, 2022