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An empty beer can that has been squeezed in the middle, making the top of the can bow like the head of a monk in prayer.
When placed in a row or circle gives the appearance of a group of monks in prayer.
When placed in a row or circle gives the appearance of a group of monks in prayer.
Police: Are those beer cans lined up on your dash board?
John Smith: No Officer, those are Praying Monks.
Saturday we are going out on my boat and making Monks Pray.
John Smith: No Officer, those are Praying Monks.
Saturday we are going out on my boat and making Monks Pray.
by CheekyChallenger April 29, 2010
Get the Praying Monk mug.This is the worst thing you can possibly say to someone. this phrase can destroy you and your whole family tree if used incorrectly and since no one knows of it it can almost guarantee your victory in any argument
by kaboom? November 2, 2020
Get the la monk your mom mug.We all know the TV-Show "Monk" - If you know a person who is all giddy about cleaning or if everyday has to be exactly the same.
- The boys licked Mette's fingers and she went all Monk on them!
- The girl wanted to go Monk on her room (cleaning it so hard it would finally disappear)
- The girl wanted to go Monk on her room (cleaning it so hard it would finally disappear)
by I am the law! September 13, 2010
Get the To go Monk mug.A large mean human. That will crush you. If u make him angry he waits to crush u when u r not expecting it.
A kid thewe a spit ball at a punk a monk. While he was sleeping the punk a monkey tied the kids bike from the electric line.
by Equalizer Monster March 29, 2017
Get the punk a monk mug.When your sex partner is sucking you off and your dick gets the hardest possible, force it into your sex partners eyes. As he/she whelps in pain, ejaculate in their eyes making them partially blind. Once they are rolling on the floor in agony, recite bible versus to them while pouring holy water over them.
I got raped the other day and the rapist decided to suck me off. I gave him a blind monk and he didn't come back!
by Coldasshonkey12 February 13, 2014
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