Kentished

(verb) Past tense of Kentish. The act of (a computer) to randomly fault and display a blue screen before shutting down.

My laptop has just fucking Kentished for the fourth time today!

by big_nuts October 30, 2020

kentie

When your innocent but someone insists you're an impostor because he's dumb af 😭

I can't believe he sussed me. It's not my fault he didn't hear the door open; I was kentied.

by gobarbarago October 9, 2020

kentianna

The realest, thick, and most upfront person you will ever meet.

Kentianna is so fine and she so real. I need a girl as real as her

by Cuttiequeen23 February 25, 2022

Kentish Pasty

During intercourse, one withdraws one's penis and rubs it violently against a cheese grater, and then smearing the woman's vagina in mashed potato, and inserting one's penis back in. Much like a Cornish Pasty.

"Hey babe, do you have a cheese grater in here? I really want to try a Kentish Pasty!"

by Sticknam November 21, 2025

Keniacon

Posting crap that even a 4 year old with Downs who just inhaled a tank of Nitrous Oxide wouldn't even giggle at.

Keniacon pulled a Keniacon.

by Papa Smuff May 15, 2009

Kendicktive

A person that is Gay and vindictive.

Man, Ken is a fag, and so vindictive. He is just KenDickTive.

by KKKillameng October 2, 2011

KenCin

When a not so handsome guy shags an older fat lady at work and then acts like it really grosses him out, but in actuality he enjoys it. KenCin can also be described as rooting the leopard, reclining the buffalo, and doing the workbench polka without the L.

It is really disgusting how that dude went all KenCin on that fat chick.

by IceCaptain October 4, 2012