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Holy Barktopus 

One's exclamation upon seeing a Bear/Shark/Octopus or seeing multiple Barktopi.
Jeff: Holy Barktopus! That dude just got eaten by a pack of hungry Bartopi!
Holy Barktopus by BarryTheBarktopus September 11, 2011

holy shitmonkeys 

something to yell when no other interjections is suitable for the crazy amazing thing you may have just witnessed
Jack: Holy shitmonkeys! Did you see that truck flip over and explode over there?

Jill: Yeah that was freaking crazy!
holy shitmonkeys by TheKatherine92 November 8, 2011

Holy Glory 

Receiving a blowjob through a glory hole in a Catholic confession booth.
Sunday prayer was a real bore, so I headed over to the confession both for a Holy Glory
Holy Glory by Dr. Infant May 25, 2017

holy boi 

The best way to describe that one friend in the group that is the nicest and the most inocent. The one who doesn't judge the dumb shit you get the group to do or talk about.

is usually very quirky

A meme aficionado.
Me: says "heck"
Holy boi: says nothing but "banned"
We laugh
holy boi by TASERFACE January 26, 2018

Holy Bleach 

It is holy water, only it's bleach, so it'll work better
when you seem something nasty, you better grab some Holy Bleach

holy cheez-it 

A cheez-it that god made.
OH MA LORD ITS A HOLY CHEEZ-IT