titty flakes

Frosted Flakes pronounced wrong.

Hey can I get those Titty Flakes. Oh sorry I meant Frosted Flakes

by GwiGwis32 March 11, 2018

flaked out

Dissed, got dissed, didnt get hit up as told.
Dissed on, not coming through.

"Man, I hit up both them fools to go to the party but like always, they done flaked out."

Where were you? I hit u up to chill and just flaked out on me, puss!

This chick offered me some dome, but she later flaked out.

by JayyFukk09 October 8, 2015

scrotum flakes

The dry skin almost like dandruff that comes off when you scratch your balls.

As a joke, Aaron placed an open bag of candy down his pants and when he pulled it out, it was full of scrotum flakes.

by JackU May 24, 2009

frosted flake

someone who bails all the time and gives shitty/sketchy excuses to make up for their flakiness

Reginald: Hey Reg, wanna go for a movie later tonight??
Regina: Sorry Reg, my appendix just exploded.
Reginald: Oh ok, frosted flake. See ya later

Darius: Sammi was a total frosted flake last night. She told me we'd hang out but then said she needed to babysit her grandma.
Fred: Dawg what a dirty pirate whore. Hit up her little sister instead.

by evalakerfan July 1, 2011

IM flake

Someone who is flaky about responding to IMs. They usually respond a few minutes after you do and conversations are very slow and frustrating.

Screename #1 (2:15 pm): Hey
Screename #2 (2:32 pm): Hey

Joe: Dude, I was trying to ask Mary out online the other night, but I didn't even get a chance to because she's such an IM flake.

by joe8900 April 21, 2008

tree flakes

A tasty cereal made of goat turds and pencil shavings.

Mmm... can't wait for my daily dose of tree flakes!

by The nutty little squirrel August 26, 2006

frosted flake

a person who is sweet in nature but has no concept of time

tim's blind date was 30 minutes late but he knew that she was a frosted flake.

by jester November 27, 2003