firepad

Amazon Fire Tablet

Daddy, do you know where my Firepad is?

by Jawndo April 13, 2019

Firepoker

When a male firmly grasps his throbbing cock, rubbing the tip until it is steamy hot, and then ejaculating down a girls throat. The burnt semen resembles a burnt marshmallow.

She loves when we try the firepoker... it really heats things up in the bedroom

by UhOhStonky November 25, 2019

Fireist

Someone who condones and endorses fires and the lighting of fires in Australia

What about that c*nt ScoMo, he’s an absolute fireist

by Kylie Jorge January 3, 2020

FiresIsHot

fires is very hot in fact he got to have his own urbandictionary page

FiresIsHot -Segfault

by FakeSegFault July 8, 2020

FiresIsHot

fires is hot -segfault
i would simp for fires -blume

FiresIsHot

by FakeSegFault July 8, 2020

Fireiarrhea

Just like it’s relative diarrhea, but add the burning fire dragons breath that flows from your anus. The sensation of something so hot, it feels like you’re shitting glass out your asshole.

I had some amazing (spicy) food today. Shorty after arriving home I had extremely bad fireiarrhea. Took me out the rest of the day. Had to shove an ice cube up my arse the rest of the day.

by Jakenotacop November 14, 2020

Firefighter Pussy

A vagina that secretes enough liquid during an orgasm to function like a fire hydrant.

Man 1: Dude there was a fire in the apartment complex. Why didn't you get out of the building?
Man 2: Nah dude I was fucking this chick when the smoke detector when off but she had a Firefighter Pussy so I was able to put out the fire in my unit. ;)
Man 2: Fucking rad dude.
Man 1: I know right?

by RebelliousJoul November 14, 2020